How to clean a bike.
Get your bike really dirty. Do it in a day. Ride on dirt tracks. Ride in the rain. Stack it on gravel. Get up. Dust yourself off. Ride through puddles. Be the kid in gumboots jumping in mud. Small pleasures.
How to get a working with children check.
Find the form. It claims to take 15 minutes. Maybe for one of those wheres-my-passport people, but you’re extremely organised and you know how to design and build forms, let alone fill one out. You can beat the odds.
How to embroider a kookaburra.
Admire the packaging. You didn’t go through a whole zero waste phase for nothing. The Australiana-themed Salvos wrapping paper has a likeness to the gift itself.